+ Yee Mee Kantonis yang SUPERB +

*gamba hasil dari di-Google*

Lihat saja pada gambar itu, pasti nye anda akan tertawan sambil terliur-liur... nyum nyum... sedap,sedap... memang tak dinafikan yang Yee Mee Kantonis ini memang sangat sedap okeh!

Kenape Yee Mee Kantonis?
Enrty ni bukan nak bagi menu *tak tau masak pun* mahupun nak belanje korang makan *korang la belanje, oke? gurau yok*...
Oke, gini story nye... tadi pegi dinner bersame family di salah satu restoran dekat area rumah saye je... memang restoran tu sedap masakan die... so, tak heran lah ramai pelanggan malam ni... mule-mule cam nak makan nasi goreng, tapi ntah cam ne, saye tertengok pelanggan depan meja saye ni makan sumting yang nampak sangat laen dari yang laen... memandang kan saye ni seorang yang jarang makan bende yang saye tak biase makan... so dengan bangga nye saye mengoder "Yee Mee Kantonis satu ye bang"... abah tengok saye dengan muke pelik, lalu saye dengan riak nye mengangkat kening dekat abah...

Tak lame kemudian, makanan pun sampai... di sebabkan saye yang kebuluran *macam setahun tak makan* makan dengan girang nye sampai lupe nak amik gamba Yee Mee Kantonis kesukaan ramai tu... eeemmmm~ lazat tak terkata, sampai tak de satu helai mee pun yang tinggal... tiba-tiba........ saye ternampak 'sumting' terapung dalam kuah yang lazat hingga menjilat jari itu... pelik? misai udang ke? tapi nape halus sangat? lalu dengan berani nye melihat dengan lebih teliti dan sangat lah terkezut seperti beruk yang di sergah... apa? labah-labah? OMG, saye da termakan mee tu sampai habis... habis la, lepas ni saye akan menjadi SPIDERWOMAN... oh tidak!!! tidak mahu, saye nak jadi manusia biase... waaaa~

saye : mama, tengok tu, ade 'perempuan kaki panjang'... uweek!
perempuan kaki panjang = Lady Long Leg *sejenis labah-labah*
mama : yeke? tak de pape la.
saye : tak pe ke?
mama : ye tak de pape.

Saye tau, mama cume nak sedap kan hati saye je tu... kalau tak, mau termuntah semula sume mee yang telah saye telan tu... errrrr... meremang bile engat balik... *yaw, uweek!*

*pssst, tak pe kan? saye takkan betukar jadi spiderwoman kan?*

+ saya TIPU +

*gamba semata-mata*

I loike diz song la... lirik die memorize me to my ex... *I noe, I'm suppose not to remembered him... but what can I do?* hehehe... puas saye mencari video clip lagu neyh, tapi tak de... diorang tak buat lagi kot... so layan aje lah video neyh... janji lagu die korang leh dengar... so enjoy yourself with my fevret song...
=)

I'd Lie - Taylor Swift

I don't think that passenger seat
Has ever looked this good to me
He tells me about his night
And I count the colors in his eyes

He'll never fall in love he swears
As he runs his fingers through his hair
I'm laughing 'cause I hope he's wrong
And I don't think it ever crossed his mind
He tells a joke I fake a smile
That I know all his favorite songs and

I could tell you his favorite colors green
He loves to argue, born on the seventeenth
His sister's beautiful, he has his father's eyes
And if you ask me if I love him, I'd lie

He looks around the room
Innocently overlooks the truth
Shouldn't a light go on?
Doesn't he know I've had him memorized for so long?

He sees everything black and white
Never let nobody see him cry
I don't let nobody see me wishing he was mine

I could tell you his favorite colors green
He loves to argue, born on the seventeenth
His sister's beautiful, he has his father's eyes
And if you ask me if I love him, I'd lie

He stands there then walks away
My God, if I could only say
I'm holding every breathe for you

He'd never tell you but he can play guitar
I think he can see through everything but my heart
First thought when I wake up is, "My god, he's beautiful"
So I put on my make up and pray for a miracle

Yes, I could tell you his favorite colors green
He loves to argue oh and it kills me
His sisters beautiful he has his father's eyes
And if you asked me if I love him
If you ask me if I love him, I'd lie

+ tahniah adikku +

Tahniah la kat adik saye bername Muhammad Syahmi sebab bejaya mendapat 5A dalam UPSR baru-baru neyh... *tak sia-sia aku marah ko maen game* ahahaha... sebagai ganjaran, mama membelanja kami bertiga KFC... eh, berempat termasuk mama... ye, hanya kami berempat saje... yang laen tak de... Abah ade hal. Along pulak pegi kursus ape tah, Ahad baru balik. Wani kat kampus CFS IIUM, Nilai. Syafiq pulak kat sekolah Alam Shah, Putrajaya... so, tinggal la kami berempat beranak... even tak berape nak meriah tapi makan punye pasal, tak de hal lah... ahahaha... Aleeya + Syahmi

saye + mama

Gamba pun malas nak amek banyak-banyak... gamba sedang makan? errmmm, lupa kan aje lah... sebab muke sangat ayu ketika itu *makan tak hengat dunia la katekan*.. hahaha, pape pun thanks kat mama sebab belanje makan KFC tonight... tenkiu mama, lebiu lah..
=)

+ Copie da Bucket +

Pada suatu petang yang dingin lagi sejuk... sedap nye kalau dapat beradu dikala ini... cehh, ayat nak sedap jek... hehehe... *back to reality* okeyh, ekceli baru pulang dari sekolah adik saye... sebab hari ni ade tanda tangan report card... mama & abah mengarah kan saye untuk mewakili mereka kerana mereka terpakse bekerja *leh gak praktis, lepas ni nak amek report card anak pulak*... haha, then pulang je tros masak nasi+goreng ayam sebab adik kate die belom makan... sedang sibuk memasak, tibe-tibe siCopie neyh wat aksi comel lak kan... die duduk dalam bakul mama

habis la comel nye tu

Tak tahu menahu kenape die duduk dalam ini bakul... hahaha, layan aje lah kan...
=)

+ kitty cute +

Sejak bermenjak neyh, saye merajen kan diri ke laman Youtube bagi menghilangkan bosan... ye, seperti anda sedia maklum, Youtube adalah laman web yang mempunyai pelbagai video... video clip artis, video rakaman, video syok sendiri, kartun dan segala macam video lah... so saye selalu gak pegi mencari video 'funny cats'... saje nak basah kan gusi yang da naek kering duduk dalam bilik ber-aircond ni... dalam banyak-banyak video, saye agak tertarek dengan video ni...
*enjoy ur self please*

Amacam? basah tak gusi anda menyaksikan aksi-aksi comel si kucing tu tadi? hehehe, bagi cat lover seperti saye, sudah tentu terhibur sampai pecah perot tengok aksi mereka... ni ade lagi satu video yang agak kelakar juga...
*jom pecah kan perot lagi sekali*

+ Jangan Mempersendakan ISLAM +

Mungkin ade yang dah pun tahu mengenai video ni... GERAM+MARAH gile kat budak-budak yang takde agame neyh! sumpah, kalau ade depan mate sekarang ni, aku sepak terajang je... BODOH+BANGANG+SETAN! *buat tambah dosa aku je korang ni*
saket hati aku tengok video ni... bukan ni aje, banyak lagi la korang boley jumpe kat youtube... hey, respect la agama ISLAM... tolong la sedar yang korang tu pun duduk dalam negare ISLAM, jangan lupe tu!!
*ya Allah, geram nye aku*

+ Why Women Cry? +

Why Women Cry?
Watch her eyes.

A little boy asked his mother,

boy : "Why are you crying?"
mother : "Because I'm a woman."
boy : "I don't understand."

His Mom just hugged him and said,

mother : "And you never will."
.........................................................................

Later the little boy asked his father,

boy : "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
father : "All women cry for no reason."

Was all his dad could say.
.........................................................................

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry..
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked,

boy : "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said,

"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

God said again,

"You see my son, the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

+ demamOHdemam +

Haih, family saye kini dilande demam sambung menyambung *tak penah dengar?* saye pun tak penah dengar jugak sebenarnye... mungkin kaseh sayang kami sangat erat sampai kan lepas sorang, sorang yang akan demam... minggu lepas along demam denggi akibat nyemuk belang-belang... then hari sabtu, abah pulak cam tak sedap badan... di ikuti dengan adik bungsu ku, Aleeya... kemudian Syahmi... dan kini, giliran saye pula... adoih, dari tengah hari terdampar diatas tilam... nak pengang henpon pun tak mampu... badan panas tok sah cakap la kan *boley masak telor beb wa cakap*... dengan sedeyh nye,saye pegi amek air satu cebok+sapu tangan, tuam badan sendiri...ye la, tak de sape nak layan saye yang terdampar, sebab sume saket, mama keje, along pegi kursus... layan diri je la... ni pun macam berat je kepala ni... nak jatoh! nak jatoh!
errkkk.. tido dulu ya... babai

P/S : kepada anda sume, jage la kesihatan oke...
=)

+ katel idaman +

Sekarang ni dalam, proses nak meng'upgrate' bilik yang sudah bertahun-tahun tidak menyalin rupanye yang agak ngeri itu *kutuk bilik sendiri nampak?*... hahaha, almaklum lah, usia dah meningkat *tapi maseh babyface*, bilik pun kene lah ditingkat kan lagi kualiti nye... pagi tadi dah berkobar-kobar nak cat bilik ngan warna idaman, tapi malang sekali, kedai jual cat tu tutup la pulak *hampa gilak!*...

Hari tu mama ade cakap kat saye "pilihlah katil idaman hati, nanti boley cari"... tak sangka lak mama pulang dengan membawa senaskah majalah IKEA, gedung perabot idaman kalbu sejak mude lagi *eh, sekarang pun mude lagi oke, babyface lagi,haktuih*... tibe-tibe teringat iklan katel ikea tu, yang budak kecik tu cakap "die susah tido lena"... so sape nak lene lebey, cari la katil di ikea, hahaha... *oke, sambung balik*
belek punye belek punye belek lagi, hah! jumpe pun page BEDROOM... belek lagi, mencari katel idaman kalbu... cantek, menarek katil memang gedebabom!
*merepek sudah*

Ini jenis single, macam saye...
*single ke?*

Memang menjadi idaman kalbu... tapi sayang sekali, saye tidak boleh ye, tidak boleh memilih katil-katil ini kerana saye tido bersame along serta wani... so terpakse pangkah sume sekali =(
saye meneruskan belekan majala fevret tu, dan terjumpe ini


*taadaaaa*

Gile cun ini katel! ala-ala omputeh nye style gitu... mama, nak ni, nak ni, nak ni boley? saye punye la excited dan tak sabar nak pegi membeli dan belah katil... hahaha
*jangan gune ayat 'belah' ye kawan-kawan, membazir duet je.. lepas beli teros belah*
tak sabar rasenye nak tido dalam bilik baru *suasane je baru*, katil baru, bantal baru, pasangan tido baru? *eh tak tak*
hehehe...